ˈθɪŋkɪŋ ɒv neɪm

Hey like your story

Yo bro you predicted the whole "nuke Venezuela" thingy

tfw you’re no one’s favourite person

"I'll take a quiet life, a handshake of carbon monoxide. And no alarms and no surprises, no alarms and no surprises, no alarms and no surprises."

I AM NOT READY SEND ME BACK SEND ME BACK SEND ME BACK SENDME BACK SENDMEBACK SMENBACKSEMANDNCMNANSNDNCNSNANNANSNDNDB

Your brother jumpscare 

i am jealous of the introverts who can act like extroverts online im literally just a recluse no matter where i go what

dissociating so hard nothing matters anymore why can't life just leave me alone please just a week of nothing i don't want to do this anymore i can't handle this why why why why why 

I absolutely hate people that have zero spatial awareness like motherfucker get off that goddamn phone and stop walking in the middle of the path at 0.1 mph you're not the only user of the walkway bitch

guys i just finished reading this really good book and now everything feels empty again