thirstys

im so happy lalalalalalalalalaaalalalalaaaalalalalaa

thirstys

uh ohhhhh im writing againnnnn somebody stop meeeeeeee
          
          heres a sneak peek. by the way. if you even care.
          
          "the car ride home was always the worst part of his visits back to his parents. whether he had to buy an uber or somehow get one of his parents to drive him back to his pathetic excuse for an apartment, it was the part he inevitably ended up dreading the most... not to say that he didn't hate practically every other part of his visit. because he did.
          
          maybe it was the fact damn near everything he said seemed to spark some disapproving glare or lecture, or the fact that it always felt like they cared more for their son's grades than their son, or the fact they insisted some other part of himself was some phase he could overcome with enough praying and repenting. it put a bitter, sour-ish taste on his tongue that he had to bite back, over and over, lest he started something that would inevitably be his fault, no matter what.
          
          so there he sat, in the backseat of the car, as his father white-knuckled the wheel. beolco didn't dare look at his father. something in his gut told him that could somehow make it worse."

thirstys

this message may be offensive 
I FUCKING LOVE THE SCHOLARSS GRSAAAAHAHHAHHAHHHHAHAHAHAHHAH
            
            this is only ths prologue. Btw. it has something to do with my swap au of ths scholars so. Yay! I love creativity and being creative!
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thirstys

really big fan of the *C*honny *J*ash cover of the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny. might be my new favorite chonny song

thirstys

then gandalf the gray and gandalf the white and monty python and the holy grails black knight and benito mussolini and the blue meanie and cowboy curtis and jambi the genie robocop the terminator captain kirk darth vader lo-pan superman every single power ranger bill s preston and theodore logan spock the rock doc ock and hulk hogan aaaaaaaaaalllllllll THE KIDS NEXT DOOR DR FU MANCHU THE ADVENTURES OF LOLO 1 AND 2 TABUU THE DOOM SLAYER THE MIND FLAYER CAP'N CRUNCH JOHN MAYER THE STAR U CONTROL IN MARIO GALAXY IN MULTIPLAYER THE 8TH LOST SIN DIN FARORE AND NAYRU SCATMAN JOHN SANS MADONNA DON ORDRIVE AND BEIRUT THE QUEEN OF HEARTS!! THE KING OF SPADES!!! AN ACE IN THE HOLE AND A JACK OF ALL TRADES COLIN HAY HEY JUDE JUDE LAW LOSS GUY GUY FAWKES SQUAWKS TAWKS A TOX BOX AND THE THIRD EYE OF A PSYCHIC U MET BACK IN YR LAST YEAR OF COLLEGE WHEN YR BOYFRIEND DUMPED YOU... the annoying orange, Eminem's Door Hinge, A Watched Pots Cold Water, The Second Coming Of Christ, An Escaped Lamb To The Slaughter, Five Colored Ties Worn By Guys From Michigan, Willard's Rat Ben, Judas Played By Tim Minchin FLASH CRASH AND SLASH MAN BON JOVIS DROPPED BEAT FINNS MISSING RIGHT HAND AND TWO LEFT FEET !!!! The final straw that broke the camel's back, Vegeta Ready To Unleash A Final Flash Attack... Picard And Data, Steve Minecraft, Pre-Beta, Isaac Unbound, And Neil Cicierega, Funky Kong, Wheelie-ing on his FAVORITE BIKE!! WEIRD AL YANKOVIC!!! and an australian lookalike
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