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The fact that we've been dating for over a year but haven't kissed and are both to chicken to try anything

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My friend is tryna plan a date for me??

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Bought my gf gas station cupcakes at lunch today !! (She loves them lol)
          We talked a lot about her family on the walk back to school

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@The_Cocoa_Puffs_ no no I definitely don't have enough money for a while gas station lol
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When will my mum understand that if I'm involuntarily crying while she's asking me questions about the stupid fucking story I have to write she should stop and leave me alone

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it's pudding time, children!

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Panicking bcuz what if my new super cool competition dress doesn't get here in time 
          
          I'm competing in a week and a half

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And my old one doesn't fit me anymore of god oh fuck
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NO FREAKING WAY ILIA MALININ SKATWD TO IM NOT A VAMPIRE?? (apparently)

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3 weeks until no PE!!