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I want to start a collection of stories dedicated to satire fanfiction, but I don't know what to do. Please respond to this with ideas!!!
          
          Also, don't forget that you're a despicable human being. OMG WAIT. Should I do a gru fanfic? What about Megamind...? I have my idea.

Currently babysitting a roblox-obsessed gremlin child. She’s eating ice cream straight from the tub and her dogs are curling over the edge of the couch. 
          
          Pretty sure she’s my spirit animal in another life.

Hey losers! New girl in town. I just published a new part of my best-selling book “Mr Worldwide’s World” consisting of the best 2021 quotes. Go check it out!
          
          Send in any requests for what you want me to write. I’m currently working on a Jack Manifold POV encounter for all you y/n lovers.