It’s raining heavy as hell, it hasn’t stopped, it’s been raining for like the past several weeks, holy shit. Rain
Related story: when I was five, I once sang “rain rain go away” so loud, the rain went away. I am some wizard.
MY MOM BOUGHT ME SPOOKY MONTH MERCH NOT TO LONG AGO AHHH IM SO HAPPY BC SOON ILL HAVE MY OWN BOB PLUSH AND A COOL SHIRT AND SO MANY OTHER THINGS EHEHEHHEHEJSVDJESHSJDHD
I WAS IN A CAR WITH MY DAD AND HE LOOKED AT MY PHONE WHILE I WAS LISTENING TO A YOUTUBE VIDEO THAT HAD MUSIC AND A PHOTO OF STAN AND KYLE FROM SOUTHPARK AND THEN MY DAD LOOKED AT ME AND ASKED WHAT DO I KNOW ABOUT SOUTH PARK I SAID DIRNT KNOWWHAT IT WAS
(this really happened lol)
B: my bsf
P: friend
A: me
B: hey P, how long would Kevin’s (spooky month) thing be?
P: well depending on his hight, 7.2 inches.
B: oh
A: WHAT- EXCUSE ME W THE FU
(WE WERE AT SCHOOL)