thisismy3rdtry

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thisismy3rdtry

I just spent like 10 minutes watching a squirrel run around a parking lot, it was adorable I have no regrets

thisismy3rdtry

My mother is being temperamental

WTFBRBGTG

@thisismy3rdtry have you tried poking her with a stick?
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thisismy3rdtry

Why is everyone giving me food?!
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binturong_brave_49

@thisismy3rdtry  I send you a steak blessing  thisismy3rdtry, please accept it.
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thisismy3rdtry

I should make a quote book, my friends say the stupidest things for example 
          F:this is the third time I've been sat on today
          
          Music teacher: put you hands to ga-
          F:to gay, or not to gay

ValgraceShipper143

@thisismy3rdtry to exist or not to exist? To faceplant into my textbook or to not faceplant into my textbook?
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WTFBRBGTG

@thisismy3rdtry your friend sounds amazing but frankly there's always that one friend getting sat on (it's me half the timeÓ⁠╭⁠╮⁠Ò)
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thisismy3rdtry

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I often forget that straight people exist so when I see them In the wild im like "why the flaming dog shit is she kiss a guy-oh right some ppl do that" or my mom looked at my phone and pointed out that the guy in the ad was attractive I was like "mother,  are your eyes broken, he looks like he woke up 5 minute ago, id rather kiss a horse honestly he couldn't even button his shirt"

WTFBRBGTG

@thisismy3rdtry this is so true honestly half the time I forget I'm (90%) straight
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thisismy3rdtry

I started reading TSOA

WTFBRBGTG

@thisismy3rdtry omg give it to me I wanna read it so baddd
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binturong_brave_49

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@thisismy3rdtry I'VE BEEN MEANING TO READ THAT! If your looking for more suggestions, try Pomegranate, it's part of a series, but that's the first book. It's about Female Hades basically, if you enjoy that shit.
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thisismy3rdtry

The song of achilles
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thisismy3rdtry

Sometimes i say "in the kindest way possible" before insulting someone so ill be like "in the kindest way possible, shut up" it really just makes it take longer to say and like no one is going to take less offense if I say that but its fun to say ig

WTFBRBGTG

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@thisismy3rdtry it's the polite way of telling peeps to fuck off
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