i’mthesaadguy... duh

Hai

okay so school for me restarts in 9 hours and 40 minutes and i’m starting yr 11 and i’m not ready 
          
          the panic is attacking me ahhh

i know i’m late to this but 
          
          
          mr. stark, i don’t feel so good about sony

this is gonna be long but okay so idk if this is already out there or if someone’s already thought of this but i was thinking about the new dr. strange film and i have a theory and i’m so excited for this i just had to talk about it but i came up with...
          
          *deep exhale*
          
          wanda’s there, right? so dr. strange, being the magic man he is and like the portal master and like the one guy who can bring x-men and literally anyone into marvel, would be hopping dimensions and crap with wanda until they come across another version of the battle of sokovia; with another version of the avengers and another version of pIeTro and wanda sees him and she’s like in tears and so is he bc in this version wanda is the one who saved clint and died doing it,
          
          
          so to conclude, pietro comes back to our dimension with wanda and dr. strange after wanda says something along the lines of “we won’t have to live without each other this way”,
          
          and this is how it’ll go in my head - no matter what actually happens when dr. strange: multiverse of madness comes out. 
          
          this is long and stupid, sorry

i can relate to the "sorta straight but gay for any mcu women" im exactly the same 

dear all you beautiful lesbians out there, for whatever reason i only just realised that you guys aren’t attracted to tom holland bc you’re gay and i’m so jealous of you all right now - life would be so much easier for me if i were gay: i wouldn’t be hopelessly in love with sebastian stan or tom hiddleston or paul rudd or jake gyllenhaal omg
          
          
          
          but then i’d be in love with tessa thompson and evangeline lilly and gwyneth paltrow and scarlett johansson and elizabeth olsen and...
          *realisation hitting me*
          
          
          o fuk 
          
          am i gay too?
          
          
          i hope so...

i’m 15 and i find it funny that i’ve already been heartbroken 
          
          
          
          and it’s by a freaking marvel movie 

seeing as th4r is in the works and all,
          
          am i the only one who’s like
          
          
          
          “go away jane foster, you’ll never be good enough for my thor”
          
          
          
          or am i just salty that i’ll never marry chris hemsworth??

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