I love cookies. 

And potato chips.

I am an okay writer. 

Therefore you should read my stories.

Because the stories are a little better than okay. 

No it's not self praise because someone else told me they are good. But I prefer better than okay.

Anyways. Read my books (try starting. with Naples?) 

and if you like it then you should put a vote on it (yes I did just use a Beyoncé  reference, no you are not allowed to judge me)

K bye