SAMUKABAYAUYYY

I KNOW YOU'RE THE CLEANEST PERSON ALIVE, I JUST KNOW IT. SO I HAVE A RiDdLe FOR YOUR CLEAN-MINDED ASS. 
          
          I go in hard and come out soft. And I never mind if you want to blow me. What am I?
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          a chewing gum.

thisunendingmisery

NOT MY FAULT I WAS BORN WITH A DIRTY MIND
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SAMUKABAYAUYYY

EWWWWW LOOK AT YOU, YOU UNHOLY HOMO SAPIEN. WHAT DID YOU EVEN THINK OF SMH
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Shxh-1

Well once again I'm here to invade your mb whatever moving on
          
          Maths teacher : what is line?
          Student : a line is a dot going for a walk. Pfft
          
          Oh well I got a question but I want you to think positive *wiggles eyebrows*
          
          What is long hard and has "cum" in it!?
          THINK POSITIVE YOU DIRTY MINDED CREATURES!!!
          
          Answer is "CUCUMBER" 
          
          pftTttTtTtTTt
          
          I don't care if it was funny or not better laugh if you want to live longer 
          
          Ciao!

thisunendingmisery

THAT WAS SO RANDOM IM WHEEZING 
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SAMUKABAYAUYYY

DiD yOu jUsT fArT?
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          BeCaUsE yOu bLeW mE aWaY... 

SAMUKABAYAUYYY

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@Joonpiterx WHAT THE FUCK T_T HOW DARE YOU INSULT ME-
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thisunendingmisery

@SAMUKABAYAUYYY SMOOTH LIKE DIARRHEA, BESTIE
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SAMUKABAYAUYYY

@Joonpiterx THAT WAS SMOOTH LIKE BUTTER WYMMM
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Shxh-1

✨✨✨✨JOKE TIME✨✨✨✨
          
          ‼️‼️MURDER OF ENGLISH‼️‼️
          
          1: pick up the paper and fall in the dustbin.
          
          2: both of you stand together separately.
          
          3: why are you looking at the monkeys outside when I'm inside. 
          
          4: will you hang the calendar or else I will hang myself. 
          
          5: I have two daughters both are girls.
          
          6: give me a blue pen of any color.
          
          7: the principal is revolving in the corridor. 
          
          8: all of you stand in the straight circle.
          
          9: open the window let the Air Force come in.
          

thisunendingmisery

That's terrible 
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-lolla_b

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SHIT!! THANKS FOR FOLLOWING ME HUN HUN!!! LOB EWWW SO MASS!!!❤❤❤❤

-lolla_b

@thunder_blade  tsk tsk!!!! I lob eww way more than you do.❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
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thisunendingmisery

LOB EWWW MOOOR ❤️❤️❤️
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GgukieBottoms

❏ hello, there!
                   ╰┄─➤ 안녕하세요. 꾹이바텀스입니다! :*ೃ༄
               ⠢ ˚ ༘♡ ⋆。˚ ˗ˏ✎ thanks for the follow! 
                                          ✎_are you ready
                  to become a 모니 (Monie)—my fandom name?
          
                                                        —Abi ❀

GgukieBottoms

@thunder_blade welcome to the fandom! I hope you'll enjoy my books and any future releases as well. 
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thisunendingmisery

HEYOOOO YESSS !!!❤️❤️❤️
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