thisunendingmisery

I KNOW YOU'RE THE CLEANEST PERSON ALIVE, I JUST KNOW IT. SO I HAVE A RiDdLe FOR YOUR CLEAN-MINDED ASS. 
          
          I go in hard and come out soft. And I never mind if you want to blow me. What am I?
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          a chewing gum.

Well once again I'm here to invade your mb whatever moving on
          
          Maths teacher : what is line?
          Student : a line is a dot going for a walk. Pfft
          
          Oh well I got a question but I want you to think positive *wiggles eyebrows*
          
          What is long hard and has "cum" in it!?
          THINK POSITIVE YOU DIRTY MINDED CREATURES!!!
          
          Answer is "CUCUMBER" 
          
          pftTttTtTtTTt
          
          I don't care if it was funny or not better laugh if you want to live longer 
          
          Ciao!

DiD yOu jUsT fArT?
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          BeCaUsE yOu bLeW mE aWaY... 

Be moi friend!!!

✨✨✨JOKE TIME✨✨✨
          
          Teacher : how can you clean our school 
          Students : by staying at home 
          
          I will try to find something more interesting next time hehehehe 

@hay_lee429 DAS RYT *SWEG*

YOURE SEXY *cool dude wearing shades emoji*

✨✨✨✨JOKE TIME✨✨✨✨
          
          ‼️‼️MURDER OF ENGLISH‼️‼️
          
          1: pick up the paper and fall in the dustbin.
          
          2: both of you stand together separately.
          
          3: why are you looking at the monkeys outside when I'm inside. 
          
          4: will you hang the calendar or else I will hang myself. 
          
          5: I have two daughters both are girls.
          
          6: give me a blue pen of any color.
          
          7: the principal is revolving in the corridor. 
          
          8: all of you stand in the straight circle.
          
          9: open the window let the Air Force come in.
          

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