Things I've learned from Pete Wentz
⚫how to be emo
⚫eyeliner makes a guy beautiful
⚫this joke; what did the egg say to the boiling water?...It'll be a minute before I get hard, I just got laid by a chicken
⚫how to accidentally piss off everyone when my heart was actually in the right place
⚫???
⚫everything
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