I'm married to a loving and patient woman. 

This isn't just my opinion. I have empirical evidence! 

My wife takes care of my eight kids, three cows, three cats, dog, two guinea pigs, white rabbit, and just over a hundred chickens. She has to take care of all those because I get to run off and take care of about a hundred high school science and math students everyday. "Full" doesn't begin to describe our lives.

In my spare time (HA!), I write Epic Christian Fantasy in the vein of JRR Tolkien and CS Lewis. My fantasy worlds are full of heroes, beautiful princesses, angels, demons, dragons, and all sorts of other monsters. 

Come to think of it, that's just like my real world!