Pro life tips

good people in this world are like candles. 
they burn themselves out to give light to others. 
i want to be the brightest candle out there. 

people who dont know the difference between there, their, and they're should be burned at the stake

goat cheese and vinyls are my aesthetic

you cant hang if you aint gang gang

its ok im going to a better place

duces

date the man with the maserati, marry the man with the honda accord (pre-2008)

i like my tea shaken, not stirred

best body scrub mix: equal amounts of olive oil and sugar (in tablespoons)

everything: best enjoyed before 2012

coffeehouses arent doing it for me; i need to go to kenya and harvest the beans myself

jesus is the reason for the season

i like to fight but i dont hit boys bc i still want them to date me duh

the nutcracker ballet is just a cheap knockoff of good ole shakespearen plays

chains kinda hurt but the whips still excite me 

YOURE GOING THE WRONG WAY YOURE GOING TO KILL SOMEONE
how tf does he know were gonna kill someone hes drunk

watch out the yellow ones dont stop