*taps microphone* hello from the otheeeer siiide
no seriously hello is anyone there? *snort* yeah Julie someone is actually going to respond you something along the lines "yeah girl, I'm home want a sandwich too?"
shut up conscience I didn't ask you
*rolls eyes* clearly since you don't have a bf it's because you don't listen to me
*gasp* who the hell do you think you are to talk to me like that? 
*facepalm* uh , I'm you?
*light-bulb* oh , right *slaps knee* I thought I got you there
oh my God would you shut up already? and you wonder why your whole life is revolving around books and their love stories
*cringe* bitch , shut up *mutters*
Anywaaaay ignore this conversation my conscience must be on her period "i heard that" *yells* of course you did *rolls eyes*
so my name is Julie and I love adventures , dancing , listening to music yada yada yada and reading.
Like reading is my second job after living *snicker* I'm such a nerd buuuut through stories I live different lives so it's all good...
yeah um... well that's it 
had fun talking to you and all but I'm a busy person
"liar you just want to go back to reading"
shut up conscience nobody asked you plus I'm not going to read... I'm going to... uh ... um ... walk my panties *blush* I said panties? I meant parrots... yeah parrots that's it
"you don't own parrots"
shut the fuck up... come here you sneaky minx *starts running after conscience*
*waves when passes by* bye guys see you later... come here you fu....*voice fades slowly*