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thrandybrandy thrandybrandy Jun 18, 2019 04:32PM
somebody is reading my old Legolas fanfic and i am TRAUMATIZED I WAS 12 YEARS OLD AND I AM 17 NOW I WANNA CRY
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the beekeeper. by thrandybrandy
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Vulnerable (A Legolas/LOTR Fanfiction) by thrandybrandy
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