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Hey guys! Just peed. I wanna kiss Jimmy Fallon’s forehead. Anyways, goodnight! 

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This speaks to me!
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i’m about to read duck dynasty oneshots 

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j don’t like them anymore
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@turningout they go WOOP WOOP peanus
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wait rwally oh gof
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threethxrty

hi ari

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you’re young for your age!
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threethxrty

Yes...... I was born in the 192 
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Hi :) How is it going? Are you really a simpson?
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hi rylee

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@turningout hey guys how’s it goin  it’s ya boi young metronome coming at you with a quick life update so check me out the other night my parents went on a date night left your boi home alone pretty chill situation right? WRONG low key  seven days go by, parents don’t return home i’m all like where you guys at like are y’all lost? or even DEAD??? but then a do a little thinking in the ol nogaroonie and i’m like oHH YEAHH the night my parents left low key saw like some angels descend from the heavens and like frickin trumpet sounds were like everywhere so like low key think they went up to heaven and now i’m stuck down here livin in the rAPTURE  
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