thunderbreed

*sticks my dick in a toaster to see if it'll work*

pyrokentics

yuck

thunderbreed

@pyrokentics no need to lie ;)))))
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pyrokentics

babe you're HIGHLY resistable
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thunderbreed

@pyrokentics of course you do, i'm irresistable ;)))
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thunderbreed

i need me the kind of freak that will call my dick "the lightning rod"

wolfsout

somehow i doubt that :) 
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thunderbreed

@deathstoy hAHAHAH NO- you probably couldn't even fit it in your mouth so :)
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wolfsout

uh-huhh-- it's so small, it's a choking hazard xx 
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thunderbreed

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would i have to fuck a cow to live up to my namesake? :^)

thunderbreed

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@goldcn yeah cause i'm gonna advertise about how i'm a cow-fucker-
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artiisan

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@thunderbreed 
            //; well, i mean- true, true. you could write a poem or ballad about, "the one time i fucked a cow•
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thunderbreed

@goldcn don't disrespect my bby minotaur- nothing's illegal if you don't get caught.
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