[caveman era is the funniest way you could have worded this I fear 

/ zeus is in his caveman era this year this man is not shaving 

@hyrded \            benjamin probably cheats on me.   we may need a good lawyer , perhaps?    i remember those  sweet old days, ah —  how he used to love me  :,(        and THEN his love just faded away. LIKE it was nothing.   like it meant NOTHING.  ah , my heart— please rescue me, my friend.

     &.     love you benji,             still da gayest homie in ghost town. 

@slyshrieks         &.     ahem,           for the sake of entertainment:  ( i’m sick in bed ) my brother benjamin here,     fumbled in 2024 so my best advice is to divorce him. i would offer my hand in marriage but, i am currently held hostage.  ( yes, i agreed to the terms whole heartedly. thus, a happy hostage i am in love with my beloved. )       so, we can be friends and let me protect you from a zeus wannabe. 

/ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎^^

&&.   i was thinking more like,    zeus.  i can't tell the difference between you two right now. 

/ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎we can tell

@thunderist     &&.      i had the most savage comeback ever and had to deleted because i fear your heart might shatter in fear,   lmfao.

/ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎.....

/ gotta find my next victim and you’re scaring them away man