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Omg a boy I sit with at lunch logged onto ao3 and then wattpad right next to me
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THE MESSAGES ARE GONEEE?????!?!?!?! HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO MAKE FRIENDS NOW??!?!?!?!!?!?!?
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i just spent 3 minutes trying to read the word ped0phile i read it as philladelphia
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*me watching myself spend everyday after school in the library till five pm* (cant interfere its a canon event)
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THE TAG I MISS WAS FUCKING "CANNIBILISM" IM KMS
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“You’re getting a trans stamp as your first tattoo, You my friend Leonard Snart are a brave man indeed,” Barry told him jokingly.
WHAT IS THIS WHERE AM I???
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THE TITLE "COCK RINGS DONT COUNT AS CHICK FLICK MOMENTS" IS KILLING ME AND I KNOW ITS FROM SUPERNATURAL BUT IT DONT SOUND LIKE A GOOD IDEA BECAUSE OF THE TAGS
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“I feel like I’m gonna spend my whole life trying to make you understand what you mean to me.” He swallowed, audibly, with effort. “And I don’t think you’re ever gonna get it. Which isn’t your fault.” omg I've never related to something from a fic more actually sobbing
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handing the furious man a glass of whiskey, and to everyone’s surprise, the teacher shrugged and actually drank the whole thing.
Chuck didn’t really care anymore at this point. His students were happy, the week was almost over, and he was counting the remaining hours until he could crawl back into bed after an exhausting week. Maybe it was time to unwind, a glass or two wouldn’t get him drunk immediately.
Well, three made him tipsy, the fourth one just got poured, and he couldn’t care less about being pushed around in a shopping cart.
oh no this is going to end bad
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From a distance, they could hear Chuck shouting, complaining about the person who had stuck a note with the words “I love dick” written on it to his back.
omg
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the demon got hit by a shopping cart pushed by Satan… what a meaningful image
^me trying to make my friends being idiots look smart in my head
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crimson lace
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how come the queer kids in my school always find me like what did i do to you guys ??? one of them just walked up to me and came out i didn't even talk to this kid they go by he/they and they are aromantic like????? bro? i mean I'm queer but why did they all corner me and become my friend nobody warned me about this E just casually dropping he's gay to me after saying no every time k asked k immediately coming out as trans as soon as we met and then came out as gay his boyfriend??? i just learned that one he said "k stop for a minute" and just kissed him on the cheek?? stop that was sweet and e was like "maddy stop" "fuck you " we walk to our busses together and don't even get me started on R i swear R and E or at least E has a crush on R idk he gets super red around him lowkey makes me homophobic /////jjjjjjjjjjj
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i have no idea whats going on in that school anymore but since im not there anymore let me just say i had a crush on A for a bit and also on K AND O and AN M she was cute
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my biggest suprise is e actually being gay (not actually the biggest) its O and K being boyfriends?? i thought we were joking abt them dating??? from like the beginning of the year our school isnt that homophobic I'm gonna be so sad when E and i don't have all our classes together next year i might not make it ill probably die or ask politely if we can have all the same classes (walking to class with him is fun ill be so sad
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guys if you just so happen to think I'm funny wait until you find out i was reading a gay omegaverse fanfic the night my brother died and when i heard they were rushing to the hospital i kept reading until i was updated and told he was dead and then instead of crying over the fact he was dead i thought about how his kid had just turned five 4 days before and how "what if marky grows up and barely remembers"
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the urge to just tell her i love her
