ticklefart11

Neo nazism is really funny like how did your ass get manipulated by a motherfucker that died like 80 years ago

This is like completely random,but who the fuck thought love comes from the heart?Motherfucker the heart is just like a pump, love comes from the brain.

A friend once asked me "why are you trying to make sans undertale fit into ninjago?" And i replied:the better question is:why aren't YOU?.He was motivated and shed a tear.

          You go to the urinals to piss,and waste so much water flushing.I go to the sink and i dont need to flush,saving the planet.You're playing checkers while im playing chess.Get on my level of thinking.

Some people will laugh at you for shitting yourself.Pull a gun out.Now THEYRE shitting themselves.

99% of adults shit by themselves,the other 1% shit themselves,and you should strive to be in the top 1%

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"You touch someone's fence,no one cares.You touch someone's mailbox,no one bats an eye.You touch someone's child and all of a sudden youre the villain."
          
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