𝐒𝐀𝐕𝐄 𝐀 𝐓𝐈𝐃𝐃𝐈𝐄, 𝐉𝐎𝐈𝐍 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐌𝐈𝐓𝐓𝐄𝐄 
- Big Matthew (BM), KARD, Leader of the Big Tiddie Gang™
⭒⋆☆★☆⋆⭒⋆☆★☆⋆⭒

⭒ pronouns are overrated 
 ➛ 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺/𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘮, i guess (everything is fine tho)
⭒ if i dont know your pronouns, ill probably call you dude 
⭒ 𝘲𝘶𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨 life, gender and sexuality
⭒ might be the straightest person in the friendgroup 
 ➛ we fucking 𝘲𝘶𝘦𝘦𝘳 tho

⭒ fujin, i guess
 ➛ internet called it the 𝘨𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘳𝘯𝘦𝘶𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘭 term for fujoshi/fudanshi and im a dumb bitch and i trust the internet 
⭒ anime enthusiast 
 ➛ haikyuu!, assclass, knb, drrr!!, fairy tail, sk8 and mha are where its at
⭒ (k)drama addict 
 ➛ i always fall for the psycho villain 
 ➛ currently obsessed with sweet home, manner of death, alchemy of souls and reset
⭒ batfam best fam
➛ # you only live twice
⭒ kpop stan 
 ➛ 𝘮𝘶𝘭𝘵𝘪 life is killing me
 ➛ mainly boygroups
 ➛ what even is a bias? 
 ➛ dont ask me who i stan, cuz i dont even know anymore
⭒ proud ravenclaw
⭒ one of them emo kids
⭒ khh is really fucking underrated 

⭒ i like to organize things (aka my reading lists)
⭒ retired bookworm (aka lazy af)
 ➛ real commitment issues when it comes to long/unfinished stories
⭒ owner of a tiger (or so he thinks)
⭒ professional 𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘤𝘳𝘢𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘢𝘵𝘰𝘳 (aka lazy af)
⭒ chocolate is how i survive
⭒ i swear a lot. sometimes. 
⭒ i 100 per cent blame wattpad and my friends for corrupting my innocent mind and soul
⭒ technically, i should know two languages, but i kinda suck at both, help
⭒ my friends make me feel tall, but im actually not
⭒ like a great, wise man (my eng teach) once had tattooed onto his arm: 𝘵𝘰 𝘥𝘦𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘦 𝘪𝘴 𝘵𝘰 𝘭𝘪𝘮𝘪𝘵.