Me: *has headphones on*
People : O golly, that girl looks so sweet an innocent, I wonder what she's listening to... probably some nice tune~
Me: **internally rapPPING EXCESSIVELY WITH A FRENCH ACCENT**
"She was the ripest apple in the bunch, with the right amount of juiciness and sweetness that seemed to come from heaven itself.
The only problem was that he didn't like apples."