cant touch diz. na na na nur nur.

my name is Kitten. I am a natural woman. But i really believe that i am a cat. i have claws like a cat. i can even hunch my back and purrr. i love climbing things. i have my own carpeted pole that i like to perch on top of when i'm lonely. i live by myself, i have for the last 40 years. i own a cat. I'm my own cat. 

i feel like climbing up the sides of trees with no clothes on really expresses who i am. i know for a fact my neighbors love it. they think i am so talented. i climb up oak trees and sit on the branches. Sometimes i feel like a pterodactyl. i hold my claws up right near my neck and peck at any flying bug that comes my way. If i see a squirrel from down below, i spread my wings and legs and fly out of the tree to plan my attack for the fluffy rodent. if you shove a stick up a squirrels lovehole, it will eventually come out of its mouth, thus giving you the oppurtunity to barbeque it.  this is mainly what my diet consists of. i feel like nature gives you all you need to feast on. Killer wasps and grubs that i pull out of my lawn keep my satisfied. I put barbeque sauce on the grubs and they taste exquisite.

but anyways. it is a sin to shave your danger zone. always keep it protected. you don't want a yeast infection ladies trust me. that shyt staaaankay.  let the crabs and blue waffles nest in your pubiez. it will ward away any predator that tries to take advantage of your s e x y body. ;)