So.........I don't really update regularly, but hey I'm an author and we have sporadic moments of genius. Plus I like to write my words all down on good old fashioned paper with my super, cool, awesome pen. In blue of course!
Now a list of somethings you may find offensive in my writings-
-Black Jokes (yes I am mixed race and we can be racist too)
-Weed and maybe some other drugs too (I live in Colorado what do you expect?!?)
-Sex (we all have it unless you're under like 16 then...then... Close your eyes kiddos and read a paperback, you should know what it feels like before it's to late late!)
-Violence (it's a part of life and if you don't like it then you don't want to read most of my work and that's okay)
-And of last but not least drum roll please LIQUOR!!! (nectar of the gods!)
And that's about it. Oh and I have a super cute chihuahua jack Russel mix that's deaf and half blind named Luna that is a puppy who I love and a seven year old brindled purebred boxer named Emberely who runs the 🏠. Despite the trouble the pair get into the whole family love those two.
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tijannapaczosa
Feb 26, 2015 08:06AM
The name's Tijanna, and the 'j' is silent. Unless you ask my Spanish Dad!I'm currently 17 years young, and lovin it!Umm let's see...-My family is most important to me! -I LOVE to sing-I LOVE to...View all Conversations
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