timelesses

 #735 in humour, i'm dying.

ishaqzadein

@simplyruined why is this account not updated? i don't see your books anymore 

ishaqzadein

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@simplyruined you are fucked up.
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ishaqzadein

@simplyruined what is wrong with you posting the same thing everywhere?
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jasonandanou

hey there!
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