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LMAO I JUST REALIZED IVE HAD THIS ACCOUNT SINCE I WAS 11 IM 16 BRO 
          
          BIG OOF

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"Ominous Sign #35: You turn down Harvard because you are awaiting acceptance from Hogwarts."
          
          WARNING this will happen
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"i am a 
          
          froot loop 
          
          in a world of 
          
          cheerios." http://wattpad.com/story/1488784?utm_content=share_passage

"24. Wear a shirt that says "LIFE" on it and hand people lemons." http://wattpad.com/story/7690562?utm_content=share_passage

"When someone says'' EXPECT THE UNEXPECTED''  slap them hard in the face and say ''YOU DIDN'T EXPECT T..." http://wattpad.com/story/6730963?utm_content=share_passage

"Why are scary movies always in creepy places like jails and hospitals? I want a scary movie in Walmar..." http://wattpad.com/story/6730963?utm_content=share_passage

"Roses are red,
          Violets are blue,
          Sunflowers are yellow,
          I bet you were expecting something funny but ..." http://wattpad.com/story/6730963?utm_content=share_passage

"Me : So I just watched this film where a mans wife is brutally murdered by a serial killer and his so..." http://wattpad.com/story/6730963?utm_content=share_passage

"STRANGERS 
          
          think I'm QUIET. 
          
          FRIENDS 
          
          think I'm LOUD. 
          
          BEST FRIENDS 
          
          know that I'm INSANE." http://wattpad.com/story/1488784?utm_content=share_passage