mikey 🕷

Nice username dude

Hey we haven’t spoken in a few years remember me?

im gonna look back three years from now and actually shrivel into a raisin bc im literally already cringing at my last post lmao

im fucking shook why did i lie so much in 2015 like bitch u rlly ashamed of urself that much?? damn
          lemme clear up sum shit:
          “i am like dan and phil. 
          favourite colour- black
          favourite animal- lions
          I WAS RAISED IN THE NORTH!!
          i have a british accent
          we all look like girls
          i have a roommate
          i wrote a book
          i buy useless stuff online
          i have dan’s haircut
          i draw cat whiskers on my face
          i am tall for a 14 year old
          we are all crazy!!”
          
          *ahem* ew how did u stay 14 for three years bitch
          
          i am NOT like dan and phil ew sorry theyre still my boys
          favourite colour? bitchin blue. 
          favourite animal? otters. why? otto wood. 
          i was raised in south korea and live in south carolina?? how is that the north??
          lmao no u dont that is the least believable thing on there
          u look like a 8 yr old boy. aint no aspect of u like a girl
          bitch WHO
          barely ha
          ok yeah true
          this is also true ew
          ew!! no!! fuck off!! disgusting!!
          ur 5’0 and three years ago u were probably like 4’9 what the do u think 14 yr olds do
          im not crazy damn im fuckin psychotic goddamn yungblud bitch psychotic kids they dont know what they want!!!!

its september and u know what that means
          
          it means its almost october which means i have to read november first and a bunch of emo kids are gonna tweet & comment “wake up” to green day and its ALMOST HALLOWENEN!! franks bday!! almost november!! my bday!! then christmas which means its basically new years happy 2019 emo fucks

i’ve told my mother about my depression and self harm and shit and she supports the idea of me getting therapy and didn’t yell at me and if that ain’t the best way to react then ur wrong 

BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH PALAYE ROYALE FOLLOWED ME ON TWOTTER (YES THE REAL VERIFIED ONE) AND I ONLY HAVE LIKE 45 FOLLOWERS AND ONE OF THEM IS PALAYE ROYALE IM FLIPPING MY SHIT AND THIS ALL HAPPENED LIKE FIVE HOURS AGO SHITTTT

merry fuckin whatever follow me on instagram @http.jagk so u can see my beautiful drawings i did last minute 

i missed my own birthday lol but it was on thanksgiving so love me and give me presents 

'Motherfluffer'