So I know you guys don't want to hear the usual, boring facts about me, so let's not go anywhere near that.
❃Trying to perfect the art of making Cappuccino. Ambivert and constantly in a state of existential crisis.
❃For those of y'all who don't know, my name is Mini, but I prefer Hazel (long story). And here's everything you should know about me ➜
❃Music is the reason for my existence. Seriously, I'd be dead without Martin Garrix, Troye Sivan, Halsey, Hailee Steinfield, Marshmello, BTS and 5 Seconds Of Summer so praise the lord for those blessings.
❃ Huge procaffeinator. "As long as there was coffee in the world, how bad could things be?" - Cassandra Clare
❃Sleepyhead is an understatement for me, sometimes I think if I sleep for too long, people will just assume I'm dead and bury me.
❃My favorite books are Ugly Love by Colleen Hoover and Fifty Shades Darker by E.L James.
❃I love the DC franchise. Joker and Harley are my favorite villains and Batman is my favorite Hero. I also love Pokemon and Tom & Jerry to this day.
❃ My favorite movies would include all of the Transformers Series, pretty much all the DC ones, Real Steel, Tangled, Grown Ups, The Hangover Series, We're The Millers and others which I'd rather not mention otherwise it'll take forever and a half to write.
❃50% of my jokes are self depreciating and 50% are self congratulatory, there is no in between.
❃I find listening to people very nice, especially about the things they like. If you ever need a friend, feel free to message me.
❃I LOVE Dan And Phil, colliscool and Markiplier so much, its concerning.
❃❝Just because you're trash doesn't mean you can't do great things. It's called garbage can, not garbage cannot.❞
❃ Don't let anyone dull your sparkle ❤
Cheers!
- Void of Existential Anguish
- JoinedMay 12, 2015
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