"Do you smoke pot? Because weed be cute together."
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"I am going to complain to Spotify about you not being this weeks hottest single."
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"Are you a minecraft fence? Cos I can't get over you"
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"Love is a sensation; caused by a temptation; to feel penetration; a guy sticks his location; in a girl's destination; to increase the population; for the next generation; did you get my explanation; or do you need a demonstration?"
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Damn I need a life.
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Story by tishosh69
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New To This (Voltron reader insert)
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'Allura were fine! it didn't hit us-'
'FINE?! WE ARE NOT QUIZNAKING FINE. WERE TRAPPED. SHUT YOUR DAMN MOUTH...
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