tnt_3nthusiast0

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Hypothetical question here. If I were to get my asshole stuck in a crock pot how would I get it out.

smokeonthew4ter

You put butter in the crock pot and then turn it sideways and jiggle
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smokeonthew4ter

I have a hypothetical question myself, so I’m asking for a friend... what do you do when your on a roller coaster and you friend straight up shats in you?

smokeonthew4ter

I hope enjoyed your shat izzy
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tnt_3nthusiast0

What if Harry drank a polyjuice potion to turn into Draco and he said it tasted nice in front of Ron. Then he says "I might have to find more ways to taste Malfoy" and Ron's just like "Bloody hell Harry". Just imagine that real quick, you'll find it to be amazing.

smokeonthew4ter

Dear Jesus bill
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