Toasted bagels w/ cream cheese
ummmm idk why people are following, like i'm not interesting???
i wanna die 99.9% of the time
~so some things about me~
•I'm blonde (naturally) and I have never dyed my hair smh
•from Pennsylvania (nothing really happens it's not that interesting)
•I'm like 5'4 (5'5 on a good day🥴)
•I have 4 brothers
•aquarius
•4/20 gang😩😘🤭🖕😭😤😩
if you know me irl- I'm sorry and hOW DID YOU FIND MY ACC
if for any reason this is my parents - PFFFTTT I TOTALLY DONT READ SMUT PFT WHAT EVEN IS SMUT
so you probs found my prof from a comment i wrote and most of my comments are either 'same' 'rt' or some dumb shit i come up with and i'm the only one that thinks it's funny
Wtf I just got a text from my brother saying he saw a mongoose..?
"don't you just hate it when you're blowing a guy, and it turns out he's gay?" ~ my brother
why are you still reading lmao this bio is long as fuck
- Dumpster (bc I'm trash)
- JoinedMay 4, 2016
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