Who am I? 

I'm a nobody like any of you. I sometimes wear my socks inside out so I don't have to feel the seams on my toes. I always double cuff my jeans and french tuck my shirts. I like Gabbie Hannah and Kanye West. My favorite color is blue. My favorite line in the bible is Genesis 1:4 - "and it was good." I like to draw naked women on the walls and write poems about melting flesh. I only eat ramen with chop-sticks and I only eat raw oatmeal with milk. I also like to eat raw Bar-S hotdogs because they taste like bologna. I like to use an entire small container of sour cream for my baked potatoes. Potatoes are my favorite food. I once played sims for 72 consecutive hours. I used to own 72 flannels before I stopped being hipster and started collecting hoodies - now I have like 40 hoodies. I also collect plushies, sentimental garbage, notebooks, original art from thrift shops, vinyls, and a million other things I don't need; as I am a pack rat. I love to talk, but I hate most people, even though I know most people are good. I have too many mental illnesses for my liking. I like Spongebob, dinosaurs, outer space, rocks, fish in general, Animal Crossing, Sims, Tetris, Super Smash Bros Melee, and fat asses, in that order. My TacoBell order is: 3 Doritos Locos Tacos supreme with a Baja Blast slushy and 3 Cinnabon Delights. I hate Starbucks; my Dunkin' order is: a large iced matcha latte, a Bavarian creme donut, and that tomato basil sandwich thing. My favorite movie is Starwars III: Revenge of the Sith. Anakin Skywalker is my favorite fictional character because he is the most similar to me, I think. I once married myself - I was in the 7th grade and did it in the gym in front of everyone before first-period (the vice-principal even made cupcakes, because his son is my best pal). I only eat apples if you cut them open like a star. Family Feud 2012 for the Wii and WWE Smackdown vs. Raw 2008 for the PS3 are underrated heavily, in my opinion. I once hugged Bernie Sanders.