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Hi, I'm a lifeless bloke who likes writing mumbo jumbo from time to time. I'm a certified part-time pessimist - not carrying on the works of Schopenhauer.
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tobiomark
Dec 12, 2019 03:37AM
Nothing is great, I'm a pretentious writer. https://www.wattpad.com/story/208391028View all Conversations
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