Mushrooom_Man

I am Dr. Stew from the university studying 'Emoji-itis' here's my card:
          
          Dr. Mushy Stew
          
          Helping people with com bating 'emoji-itis' for 500 years (don't ask) 
          
          For a dollar a day you can stop young girls and boys from contracting 'emoji-itis' 
          
          All funds go directly to research and not into my pocket, I do not fund off of this in any way... 
          
          ...Trust me...