I am Dr. Stew from the university studying 'Emoji-itis' here's my card:
Dr. Mushy Stew
Helping people with com bating 'emoji-itis' for 500 years (don't ask)
For a dollar a day you can stop young girls and boys from contracting 'emoji-itis'
All funds go directly to research and not into my pocket, I do not fund off of this in any way...
...Trust me...