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WHY ARE PEOPLE READING MY APHMAU FICS IN 2025 GO AWAY

GUESS WHO REMEMBERED MY PASSWORD

Are you dead or you forgot this 

*breathes* guess who's actually posting stuff again? 

fun fact: giraffe males will headbutt the females in the bladder until they urinate, then taste it to see if she is on her period or ready to mate ^-^
          
          and yes vera this is absolutely my 4th time telling people this. its a very fun fact. 

me: *never posts writing*
          
          also me: why does my current book have so few views

"but basically i love you and that's kinda gay" -atlas

THERES AN ACCOUNT THAT POSTS HARRY POTTER INCEST FOLLOWING ME AND I CANT GET RID OF IT SO JUST FOR THE RECORD, I DONT SUPPORT THIS ACCOUNT AND ITS BEEN REPORTED! 

Hello uncle UwU

if you can read this youre gay