tom schilling stan

I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND

QUESTION: why was i so cringy?

https://youtu.be/3VptL0RxlYc

i've changed SO MUCH since i published my first story here omg

a dude on tellonym just told me he'd give me a foot massage. life's crazy

life lesson: don't run away from home in the winter

life lesson: don't tattoo yourself with a safety pin and pen ink, unless you're me and it surprisingly all works out

tomorrow is christmas wtf

he called me a dyke i called him an ambulance

i am sick :)