nik

wattpad is so dead

scroll down and appreciate my jokes please

sorry

whats the scariest type of tree

a string walked into bar, and the bar tender said, "we dont serve your kind here!" so the string left, cut it edges and ruffled them, then knotted itself up. when the string went back to the bar, the bartender said, "hey, arent you that string from earlier? " then the string said, "sorry sir, im a-frayed-knot."

i walked into an enchanted forest with talking trees. i went up to a tree with an axe, and the tree said, "you cant cut me, im a talking tree!" and i reply, " you may be a talking tree, but you will di-a-logue"

why wont the shrimp share?

i made a website for orphans

why dont emo kids like high fives?

if you walk into a bathroom american, and walk out american, what are you when youre in the bathroom ??