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You don't know me, and I'd like to keep it that way.
"Vinyl is killing the mp3 industry"
"Punk's not dead, just sleeping"
"It's not how you pick your nose, it's where you put that booger that counts"
"Rigged games are the easiest to beat"
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*Name: Ares (or AJ if I'm trying to sound cooler than I actually am)

*Age: old enough to know better but too young to care (early-mid teens)

*Sign: S T O P

*Pronouns: He/Him 

*Sexuality: Pansexual 

Very mentally ill so don't trust me

*Ships:
-Romantic!Sheith (Shiro x Keith)
-Wolfstar (Remus x Sirius)
-Trillie (Tré Cool x Billie Joe Armstrong)
-Lancelot (Lance x Lotor)
-Shulaz (Shiro x Ulaz)
-Romantic!Hedric (Harry Potter x Cedric Diggory)
-Johnnyboy (Johnny x Ponyboy)
-Stevepop (Steve x Sodapop)
-Dal-Bit (Dally x Two-Bit)
-Namie (Nick O'Malley x Jamie Cook)
-Milex (Miles Kane x Alex Turner)
-Mattlex (Matt Helders x Alex Turner)
-Am I allowed to ship myself with Alex? Because damnnn

*Fandoms:
-Green Day
-Voltron
-Harry Potter
-Gorillaz 
-Arctic Monkeys
-The Outsiders

*The Fault In Our Stars sucks

*No hate allowed here unless it's my hate

*Alex Turner is running the simulation and he's kidnapped Nick O'Malley and you can't convince me otherwise also he is a vampire

*Webcomics:
-xkcd                     <--science-y
-The Oatmeal    <--explicit
-Hyperbole and a Half  <--hasn't updated in like two years
-Happle Tea       <--ditto"
-floccinaucinihilipilificationa  <--hard to spell

*Half-full or half-empty? *downs glass* Empty. 

*I don't like people. People are kind of stupid. 

*it's nothing personal, I just don't like you.

*the Institution is out to screw us all

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