toocringy

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my ass is on fIIIIIIIRE
          	AND NOT THE "MY ASS IS HOT" BUT LIKE IT'S BURNING
          	BEEN ON THIS TOILET FOR ALMOST JALF AN HOUR SOMEBODY HELP

toocringy

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who the fuck started the rumor that fat girls can't sit on their partner's lap
          like bitch i love weighted blankets, get back over here and sit
          (i didn't come up with this, don't come at me)

collu22

NO BUT YOU JUST DID SO THANK YOU I LOVE YOU 
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toocringy

@Thisworldisweird YAY
            HAS ANYONE EVER TOLD YOU HOW VALID YOU ARE
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toocringy

gReEtInGs, WeArY TrAvElLeR! sO, lOoKiNg tO EnTeR DaVe n bUsTeR'S, eY? mMm! SeEn mAnY TrAvElLeR EnTeR! nOnE ReTuRn! ThErE'S KhEaP BeEr aNd wInGs! ShItTy mArIo kArT! aNd a lAdY In jEaN ShOrTs aNd fLiP FlOpS NaMeD TaMmY WhO KeEpS GiViNg yOu eYeS!

toocringy

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@Tammy-TheSinner you done fucked up then c:
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JooneBugg

@toocringy 
            Wait
            This has my name 
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daBiggestQ

This is beautiful. Thank you 
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