- Hipster emo trashy fangirl cringey mess

-I live in a trash bin, surrounded by my brethren. They are the only ones who can mask my cringe.

- My children will be raised under the ways of the filth, taught to embrace their inherited cringe

- My pets are individual old taco bell wrappers. They are shelly and paquita (pa- quit as in quitter- ta)

- All members of my familial unit will wear vintage emo band shirts and black spiky wide rimmed glasses