🌈 gaaaayyyy 🌈

Dee-DA I just read a BTS smut where Jimin was a priest and Kookie and Tae were being taught the way of the lord through sexxxxx

*mOANS* IT'S BEEN A L O O O N G TIME SINCE I'VE ACTUALLY BEEN ON HERE. 
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Why do I love your name....

Okay so I have nothing to eat for fucking breakfast so I covered a tea biscuit in peanut butter.
          
          It's actually really good. 

This is sorta a continuation of the walking through emergency doors at Walmart thing. So last week I was watching my little cousins and my aunt called and asked me to take them to the big McDonald's across the street and meet her there.
          
          I don't eat at McDonald's, so I just sat around while my cousins talked to their mom, who works at McDonald's. She then told me that their dad was picking them up, and that I could leave. I said goodbye to everyone and got ready to walk out. 
          
          Once again, I walked out through the fucking emergency door.

My black friend just asked me if there was a coloured printer in the library. I said that it's 2016 and he can use whatever printer he wants.

I wasn't paying attention and just walked through the emergency door at Walmart 
          Lol I suck

JUST THOUGHT I'D SHARE...
          I woke up without pants on. 
          WTF?  
          

AYEEE WASSUP

My throat is so fucking sore. I feel like I'm being choked lol