Unh01y_Pr0ph3t

I watch the butt, I protect the butt. 
            Without this butt my life is useless. 
            I will serve and protect this butt with my life.
            
            I shall take no wife, hold no land, father no children. 
            I shall wear no crowns and win no glory. 
            I shall live and die at my post. 
            I am the sword in the darkness. 
            I am the watcher of the butt.

I shall look after the butt, because I am the watcher of the butt

@TaylorMinehan look after the butt