I live in Adelaide, Australia and am in a serious relationship with Sam Sung (my Samsung fridge). I treat my small nation of book that live under my bed like my children and I hate it when people dog ear my books, because that's just sacrilegious! I love watching Buffy and quoting quotes such as "NOTHING CAN DEFEAT THE PENIS!" -Xander, and, Buffy: "what are you doing here spike? 5 words or less." Spike: "Out. For. A. Walk.... Bitch" I hope you have a bloody shuck faced day and may the odds be ever in your divergentedness favour! Now run along, remember that wicked is good, that you are divergent and cant be controlled, that you're a wizard and eat a plate of nachos and tell the nosy bitches that your conversations are between taco and burrito, nacho!
- Adelaide, Australia
- JoinedJanuary 5, 2015
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