Hey toribtama! What a name! By the way, I'm a huuuuuge fan of yours! I love your stories, especially the ones on romance. They are soooo.... arggh! And your fancies. .. Let me just say that I'm totally addicted! (Note the sarcasm, please.)
Tense used for the above: Future impossible.
Reason: Level headed me can never be a fan of you. I don't bat for the other team unfortunately. (Insert winking emoji.)
Ciao! Have a fun and pickle filled night! See you on Monday! Love, Pam.