Kieran ily

Guys applaud me I get to be the amazing role of the flea in my school's Mediaeval Fair
          I'm gonna give everyone the bubonic plague

Guys spam me I'm lonely

Im scared of evrrything guh even typing im svared i am the dcared one AAAA IM GOING TO EAT ALL OF YOUR HOUSESIMSVARED
          Kk anyways that aside
          Uh. How ya doinf :D

BRO DURING BAND
          @themicrophonemichi played the gong right? Cuz she's a percussionist (ew percussion) and SHE HIT THE GONG SO HARD IT DEAFENED THE WHOLE BAND LIKE 
          SJJSHEHSJAKS
          IT WAS SO FUNNY BUT LIKE MY EARSS

Woah it seems everyone is getting the shit ton of announcements?

(Throws a pokeball at you) 
          Oops.
          I accidentally hit you while trying to catch Mega Mewtwo Y

Gangalang
          Uhm I have HOT gossip
          This kid (imma call him Dickhead cuz that's what he is) was caught watching p*rn in class. And he got a virus from it.
          Like bro ain't no way you're really watching H*NTAI OF ANIME GOTH MOMMIES IN ENGLISH.
          Same kid was caught jacking off at his friend's house. </3
          He's also my friend's ex and GOD HE WAS AN AWFUK BOYFRIEND. He really CHEATED ON HER AND FORCED HER TO WATCH P*RN WITH HIM.

I accidentally neglected everything i now have 15 legendary pkm and two shinies in Ultra Sun
          
          Uhhm I drew like 10 shedletsky though GUHHH 

(Throws bomb at you)

I JUST FOUND OUT OF OF MY FAVOURITE SONGS IS AN AI SONG GOD NO AUGH FUCK EW AI EW EW EW AUGHHH AGHHH EWWE EUGHHH AUSHAHGSHAUEB *vomits and cries*
          I need to make something similar but better than it and HUMAN MADE.