hi, i'm caitlyn. an obnoxious, spill-over-the-page writer who's obsessed with coffee-stained books that have lived, breathed and skedaddled more years than i probably have walked the scintillating galaxy. i stood on the edge of insanity for fifteen years and the eloquence of profanity predominated over my putrescent vocabulary.

this thing. this about me stuff is entirely inane, me thinks. basically, my existence over the course of time valleys through insane swerves of public humiliation and a couple of teas that shout heartbreaks. the gravity of disseminating factual thoughts about me is entirely senseless and ridiculous. probably after six hours, i'd make a thousand plush dummies smile as a result of a poignantly indecisive aftermath.

the solace of endless shopping, loud music, paper cuts after a long day of reading, semi-dysfunctional genre of books i pick, a daffy amount of food i eat then poop them out afterwards, and of course, a preposterous amount of time i spent over the internet. 

this is my life.

born with multitudinous mix of races in one blood. raised in woodside (yankees all the way!). and lived to make a change.