what are you an idiot of course there are monsters in your house youre in some weird evil monster dimension come on skepticism is the crutch of cinematic troglodytes like hey mom dad theres a dinosaur or a ghost or whatever in my room. "yeah right junior go back to bed" fuck you mom and dad how many times are we going to watch this trope unfold it wasnt goddamn funny the first time i saw it just once id like to see dad crap his pants when a kid says theres a vampire in his closet "OH SHIT EVERYONE IN THE MINIVAN" be fuckin dad of the year right there

- dave strider

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