@totallyxtra
i think i'm being reasonable.
@-goldenghost , i can’t believe this! i have genuine proof of this weird stuff happening in the sky and you’re the fourth person to tell me it could be a camera glitch or a trick of the light. * huffing, she jammed her phone into her purse and crossed her arms tightly over her chest, *
hello, can you help explain to me what you're doing here?
@-goldenghost , jules? who’s jules? i totally wasn’t … * stopping short, she sighed and hung her head, * i’m getting worse at this. you must be her .. father? uncle? older brother who’s never been mentioned?
uh-huh. * he nodded once. midas placed his arms behind his back as he began pacing back and forth slowly. * something tells me that you're fibbing... if you wanted to talk to jules, you could have just asked.
@-goldenghost , oh! i .. uh, i’m doing research for a class project. it involves lush vegetation like the stuff beyond this gate … the guard on duty totally let me through! ask him! er, actually he’s went off to do something. later, though, you can ask.
woaah, either 'm high, or ... or there's a fuckin ufo on top that building
@kkookscoke , you say that like binoculars are bombs. and that’s one hell of a supposed decoration .. you’re right, you might just be high. which, are you / always / high??
.. who has binoculars ? but, i think it really is one ... wait, maybe 's a decoration ??
@totallyxtra
@kkookscoke , shut up—where? which building? the donut shop? oh my god, is it?? do you have binoculars?
oh man, what the hell is /that/?
@ilokind , oh, i believe it. but watch how many ‘edgy’ people are gonna see this monstrosity and think ‘oh, duuuude, that’s real art!’ pitiful, truly pitiful. now dogs playing poker is much more arty than this.
literally. like.. i'm kinda speechless. i think i could crap out better art than this. trust me, if i did graffiti, it'd be /miles/ better.
@ilokind , it looks like if picasso went totally dark and schizo. who considers this / art /? and on public property?? please don’t you dare take inspiration from this if you ever wanna be a graffiti guy.
go away.
@altrdmorality , * she blinks once, then twice after being thanked. a nod follows and she’s glad he didn’t gobble her fingers along with the cookie, * no problem .. look, if you’re not willing to come back to, uh, civilization, i can make a run and bring you back some food. don’t worry, i totally won’t get lost again.
( it's taken without hesitation. the kid proceeds to devour it swiftly, in perhaps a matter of mere seconds. it was almost impressive, but more than anything, just sort of a helpless and desperate sight. he's trembling as he scarfs it down, before speaking quietly, ) thank you.
@altrdmorality , * she instantly feels stupid. the kid is hungry—duh! not only is he sad about failing his hunts, he’s sad because he can’t eat, either. immediately she reaches into her bag for the leftover half of the snickerdoodle cookie—quite round and a generous size—and she passes it over, * snickerdoodle cookie. it’s to / die / for—but not literally. should fill you up until we get you something better.
/ cb, specify <3
psst ! ya hear about the aliens ??
@kkookscoke , oh, for sure. cali is a psycho’s heaven. anyways, what did you think of that ufo video that’s trending now? did you see it? / eugh /, they freak me out. imagine all the aliens onboard that thing.
bro, it was back when i was in cali . crazy shit happens there, man
@totallyxtra
i decide.. come to your house.
hey, siri.. open map. ( he finally offers, skeptical until the phone proceeds to heed his very command. the maps app opens, bandit finding himself mildly stunned by such ability. ) it work :0
@altrdmorality , yeah! just say ‘hey, siri’, and she’ll pop right up and you tell her you want her to open the maps app. oh, and totally ignore all the millions of notifications that might be incoming.
( it's intimidating, all of the buttons, the pressing, et cetera. he slowly manages to get the password into the device, unlocking it. he studies it, the next step rather baffling in his opinion. ) i talk to phone..?
/ my mind control powers tell you to cb and specify mood <3
you'll fall over and crack your skull open doing that.
@lacrymosas , because i have to send these coordinates off asap. * her arm hurts, yet she’s still stretching while typing with one thumb on the screen, her balance wobbly and awry, * it’s, uh, research. and the quicker, the better. and— WHOA! * gravity takes its course—the wrong course—she’s on her way to falling to the ground just until her foot finds a hold and she nearly takes down the other with her, * sorry! sorry, are you okay? i’m okay. my phone’s .. on the ground. oh no.
and risk injury to myself? no. [ some hesitance on her part; within a few seconds she's back to assisting her. ] try not to die, will you? why can't you just go to a café for wifi? why does it have to be /here/?
@lacrymosas , this signal is absolute crap! just .. a little .. further— yes! bars! finally. hey, will you cushion my fall if i totally go over the rail?
