Im drinking black coffee starting tomorrow (still going to have my usual however) for very valid reasons I’ll list them here.
1. I’m done with people’s bullcrap and coffee is practically the savior of people around me or else they’d be under the ground, the cancer stick is a savior stick but caffeine is a savior drink.
2. I like burning my tongue with coffee and im curious if I’ll somehow out of logical reason burn my tastebuds off (is there something wrong with me? Yes yes there is. Will I get help? Out of spite for being reported for being mentally ill NO because im petty as hell and it also wouldn’t be fun)
3. Im starting to like bitter things more then sweet things slowly but surely because nowadays when I eat cake it just doesn’t taste the same anymore. (Also because I don’t like cake)
4. When people comment rude crap or reply to a YEAR OLD comment to tell me to stfu because im correcting a spelling mistake (take note comments don’t speak so you don’t have to say ‘stfu’ also just mute/block me if you don’t like my comments it’s easy, here’s a tutorial. If you look to the corner where a gear is click on it and it should show itself like the Cheshire Cat) that by the way the author themself gave permission to in the intro labeled chapter just in case if you.. y’know don’t know? But back on track it keeps me from continuing a petty argument that you started (yes this is directed to certain people)
5. Black coffee will also be used as a backup to stop me from speaking out loud and ridiculing you without your lovely little knowledge and it will also keep me from replying and it will bring me back my lovely definitely somewhat sane senses.
6. I love coffee, it’s best drink it’s the best 1000% recommend coffee (and sweet Arizona tea that is so good)