Hey I'm.. no I shall not say but anyways I'm a He/Him and bisexual. I'm a single worthless piece of shit :) and I want a 
girlfriend/boyfriend :/ 
Here's a poem for you 

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
If they were only friends,
Soulmates are not true. 

Here's  another 

Roses are red,
Violets are blue, 
If I be your Hazza,
Will you be my Lou