tpz1114

I hope you like anything i put up

Dark-Beauty

Hello, I was Wondering If You Could Take A Look At A Poem I wrote For Haiti, It Would Really Mean A Lot To Me
          
          Thank You
          
          Sarah, If You Could Tell others to read it, i would be really grateful....its my second attempt on writing a poem

pop_that_zit101

Hi!! I was wondering if you could read my new story, Nine Gifts, and tell me what you think? It's only a prologue so far, but i'd still really liketo know how it sounds!! It has romance, and will probably be a bit emotional. Hope you check it out!!

twilightgirl1

Hi! I'm about to post the next chapter of the Dark Forest (a vampire love story), please read it and tell me what you think, this was actually not planned to be a long story, I just wanted to write the story, but since my friends liked it, now I'm writing more, I don't know if its good or not, but just read it, and tell me what you think. 
          
          thanks : D

rachloves2write

Okay...onemore from the New Moon parody & then I'll leave you alone XP
          
          
          [Teenage Sparklecide: Don't Do It]-
          
          BELLA: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *stumbletrip* OOOOOOOOOOOO *touristshove* OOOOOOOOOOOO *elbowthrow* OOOOOOOOOOOO *pigeonkick* OOOOOOOOOOOO *fountainsplash* OOOOOOOOOOOO *sparkleslam* OOOOOOOOOOOO!
          
          [Edward looks down in the middle of his suicidal unshirtfulness and notices that he is suddenly wearing a teenage girl.]
          
          
          & that is all lol.  XD

rachloves2write

EDWARD: So can I kiss you already or what?
          
          [So Edward's all like, "Don't move, no, seriously, I mean it, DON'T MOVE" but after they rub noses for like fifteen minutes Bella pretty much jumps him and we discover that she is wearing, not unreasonably, a t-shirt and underwear in bed. Edward LOSES CONTROL OMG and flings himself back against the wall:]
          
          EDWARD: PREMARITAL UNDERPANTS ARE NOT OKAY!
          
          BELLA: Premarital snuggling? 
          
          EDWARD: ... I will consider it. 
          
          [So they lay in Bella's bed and talk all night about her favorite colors and her first goldfish and which Jonas Brother she's most compatible with. There is totally premarital snuggling. Edward, you hoor.]

rachloves2write

The Morning After:
          
          [So the next morning Edward picks Bella up in The Vampire Volvo of Great Justice and pimps on in to school like a total mack and everyone's like WHOA THAT WEIRD CULLEN KID ACTUALLY GOT LAID? and he's all like, no, I sparkled for A GIRL!]

rachloves2write

so i know it's probably getting annoying but imma bombared you with great lines from this written parody
          
          From the TWILIGHT parody:
          
          EDWARD: ARE YOU AFRAID?
          
          BELLA: NO
          
          EDWARD: Wait, what?
          
          [Edward drags her by the arm through the woods, like, what, you couldn't get a good enough grip on her hair or something? Damn. Then he zooms her up the mountain on a forcible piggyback ride and storms off into a single spotlight sunbeam in an epic snit over what a monster he is, he must SHOW HER the HORROR OF HIS BEING, a TERRIBLE SECRET accompanied by the SOFT FLUTTERING OF WINDCHIMES:]
          
          EDWARD: I AM VAMPIRE. HEAR ME TWINKLE
          
          [Over in some other clearing he starts pitching a grand mal hissy, throwing trees and shit around because can't she see, he is THE WORLD'S SPARKLIEST PREDATOR, but Bella doesn't care, SHE DOESN'T CAAAAARE, and Edward has to jump into a tree to get away from her because he might LOSE CONTROL, okay, he must NEVER LOSE CONTROL and it is REALLY REALLY HARD, okay? And Bella's all like, really? How hard? and she goes climbing up into the tree after him, like, DAMN, GIRL! GO GET A PIECE OF THAT! and finally he's like, the combined force of your flavor and your crazy overpowers me, I must know what are you thinking, and she's like, I AM THINKING THAT I LOVE YOU and because the ankle-tattoo people insisted on it, the following exchange is finally committed to celluloid (I am not making this up):]